Shit 40 volts. That’s enough volts to charge my balls.
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| — | Andrew (KenRaves) |
You know, even though I know Katara means that Toph can’t see them because she’s in a ‘tent,’ it only just now dawned on me that she can’t see them either way ‘cause she’s blind. Uhhh Katara? That was kind of a low blow, hun. 8C
Dofus, ankama’s first mmo, a turn-based strategy rpg, was named after the six artifacts found throughout the game, which are and praised in the universe’s lore as objects of incredible power. the legends tell us these Dofus are, in fact, dragon eggs. they were found inside the stomach of a slain dragon (thought to be the dofus’ guardian), but nobody really knows where they originally came from.
the six dofus are known by their colors: turquoise, crimson, emerald, ochre, ivory, and ebony. each gives a different but powerful boost to anyone who possesses it.
the turquoise dofus is said to increase its owner’s critical strike ratio, making whichever warrior who owns it a demon of an opponent. legend has it that the relentless forces of all the world’s oceans are contained inside its shell. some say that the legendary dragon pig currently holds the turquoise dofus, though others claim it is the great soft oak who has it.
the crimson dofus is known to give a huge boost to a warrior’s damage in battle. it stinks of fire and sulphur, and it is rumored that the fearsome minotoror might know where it is hidden.
the emerald dofus is known to possess great powers in vitality, boosting the stamina greatly for anyone who holds it. its deep green tint is reminiscent of the wind through the meadows. dark vlad, the eternal terror, is thought to have it, but a great many others, warriors and demons alike, brag about owning it as well.
the ochre dofus is known to give it’s bearer the speed and power to land more hits in one go, increasing action points in battle. when held, this dofus seems as solid and stoic as the earth itself. the alchemist otomaii knows where this dofus is hidden, but good luck getting him to share its location.
the other two dofus, ebony and ivory, have been lost to the ages. the legends say that not even a single soul has laid eyes on either of them since they were freed from the dragon’s belly. what effects they might have on a warrior are a mystery. there are rumors, though, that a white dofus had been spotted somewhere in pandala…
on a side note, other dofus are thought to exist in the world of twelve, which are never mentioned in the old legends. these are thought to either be eggs belonging to lesser dragons, or fakes. none of these other dofus seem to possess nearly as much power as the original six.
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the dofus have always been a constant force and priceless treasure since the earliest legends of the world of twelve, but one day they disappeared seemingly off of the face of the planet.
900 years after the era of dofus, and 100 years before the era of wakfu, the mighty ogre Ogrest started a quest to gather all of the dofus. his intent was to win the heart of Dathura, the living doll, by presenting to her the most valuable and powerful relics in existence. for years he searched for these dofus, braving fearsome opponents and terrifying locations, and finally he had found them all.
and even then, even after his valiant efforts, Dathura still rejected his love. his heart wrenched in half from this betrayal, Ogrest rampaged across the entire world of twelve, before climbing to the peak of the sacred Mount Zinit, where he cried and cried for 100 years. his bitter tears flooded the planet and, left only a small collection of islands for the rest of the inhabitants of the world to live on.
the story never mentions what became of the dofus after Ogrest had presented them to Dathura. some say Dathura was enchanted by their power, and stole them away for herself. others say Ogrest kept them, and still has them atop Mt Zinit. still others claim that in his rage, Ogrest scattered the dofus all across the planet, where they’ve been lost to the currents of his chaos. only Ogrest himself knows what really happened to the dofus.
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and now, 10 years after the events that take place in Wakfu, ankama’s newest turn-based strategic mmo, we find out what the dofus really are.
they are relics of the eliatrope race, which house not only dragons, but their eliatrope brethren as well. each of the six dofus belongs to a member of the legendary eliatrope council. when an eliatrope dies, his life energy returns in the form of his dofus. when both the dragon and his brother are returned to their dofus, it will hatch again, and the eliatrope is reborn. through this process, members of the eliatrope race have been reincarnated for thousands upon millions of years.
the ivory dofus belongs to Yugo and Adamai, the leaders and great protectors of their people. they were praised for being the most powerful, but most caring of all eliatropes.
the crimson dofus belongs to Qilby, and his sister Shinonome. together they share more knowledge of the universe than any other living being. their knowledge is thought to extend through countless lifetimes to the very beginning of the eliatrope race.
the emerald dofus belongs to Nora and her brother Efrim. these two siblings, though small, are closer to their goddess than any other eliatrope that has ever existed.
the ochre dofus belongs to Mina and her brother Phaeris. together they were the wisest of all the eliatropes. they were famous for peacefully settling disputes that no one else could settle. their efforts kept peace and balance among the eliatrope people.
the turquoise dofus belongs to glip and baltazar. these brothers were the great teachers of the eliatrope race, and they shared infinite kindness and patience for mentoring the children of their world.
the ebony dofus belongs to Chibi and Grougaloragran, the great inventors of the eliatrope people. they were responsible for the greatest technological advancements in the history of the eliatrope civilization.
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while the races of the world of twelve were still freshly standing upright, a terrible event occurred that caused all the eliatrope people, and most of the dragons, to disappear. what dragons remained barred themselves away into seclusion from the rest of the world. the portal people and all they brought into to the world were soon forgotten by the legends. tucked away in a secret dimension, the children of the eliatrope race patiently awaited the hatching of the dofus, so their king could lead them back into the legends of the world of twelve.
I can’t tell you how much I freaked out when I saw that someone had posted this on tumblr. I was so flattered. ;w; I nearly died. No joke.
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West.
I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.
I would like this.
I NEED IT
This is perfect.
so it’s Apples to Apples only with questions. Okay yes. GIMME.
this is my new jam
I wish there were more female fans.
Oh we exist.
We’re just quiet.
Very very very very very quiet.
This confession was odd to me bc almost all of the MLP:FiM I know are female… so
A good lot of females that I know are into the show either don’t participate in the fandom or they remain as gender neutral as possible online. Or rather, they don’t reveal their gender on their page since it doesn’t really matter to them.
I mean, it really doesn’t matter and once their gender is revealed, they still tend to keep neutral. Still, there’s always some sort of scrutiny for revealing that you’re a female in a largely male fanbase or for even speaking up. There’s always some dipshit out there who thinks you’re doing it for attention rather than to clear up a misunderstanding.
So it’s really just easier to not draw attention to it and hide under a different alias.
There has also been a small decrease in the amount of females I see at meetups. I know they’re still into the show, I talk to them outside of meets and junk, but they haven’t been showing up that often.
IT’S A TOTAL SAUSAGE FEST, MAN.
Yeah, not that I mean to be that way, but I’m not 100% comfortable in large groups, especially when it really is a sausage fest. I don’t have any problems with guys, but I will admit that I have this really timid nature that has gotten me in trouble before, so there’s that… Plus the fandom has gotten to this point where it makes me uncomfortable, and if you say you’re a part of it, you sometimes I get even more shit for it. Before it was, “But that’s a show for little girls.” Now it’s, “But there are so many creepy people that like it.” My input isn’t the best. Just I’d rather stay quiet about it. xD
